#manos the hands of fate gif

[mst3kgifs]

Look, it's lined. I got inside pockets; I got a little special one for my Mentos. It's even got a cotton panel!

[mjolnir54]

old doodle, anthology of the killer reminded me a LOT of manos in the best way possible so i drew this shortly after finishing all 9 games

[astralbondpro]

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) Dir. Harold P. Warren

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

wait. worse idea:

[foone]

56 years ago today, on November 15th, 1966, the first sighting of Mothman is reported in Point Pleasant, West Virginia.

The same day, many miles away in El Paso, Texas, the classic film Manos: The Hands Of Fate is revealed to the world.

[amatesura]

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) | dir. Harold P. Warren

[stumpyshocky]

Yay, the forever-a-thon is playing Manos, The Hands of Fate.

Hopefully gonna get some art done tonight.

[standupcomedyhistorian]

Happy Halloween! Please reblog this post with any Bo Burnham or comedy-related costumes 😎

I'm rocking "MY FAVORITE POSITION?—CEO" with a yinyang black choker (kinda a combo of Bo stuff there, seeing as how he made a rap with T.J. Miller called "Ying Yang Friends" haha)

And here's a fun TRUE fact about me:

I was an Executive Producer on the restoration of Manos: The Hands of Fate! 🙌🏼

You might not recognize the title, but this movie is considered one of the worst ever made (and BOY is it hard to watch without MST3K riffing on it)!

So, yeah my ex-husband worked on the legal paperwork for the restoration—including handling the public domain status dispute—and, as a result, we both were credited on the Blu-ray version (pretty cool!). You can read more about it here.

I don’t know if it’s controversy or if it exists in one guy’s head. But so be it. We did have to do our homework and make sure the film was in the public domain. And even after we’ve done all that, one of the sons of the director of the film seems to believe he owns it. He was never able to prove that, but we had to take it seriously because we got a cease-and-desist from him.

So my intellectual property lawyer and I gave it due diligence and it seems that the threat is no more. It’s too bad because I know this fellow has some interesting stuff to share about his dad, but in order for him to share it he would have to admit that he doesn’t own the movie. But that probably won’t happen.

Anyway, I hope you all have a great Halloween, and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔

[nemospecific]

I need to remember to bust this out more often

“Ugh. These two…”

[satyric]

So what is Thing? Is he a reanimated dead hand? A member of a race of hands?

He used to appear from various boxes around the house in the TV show (played by the same actor as Lurch) until VFX let him be portrayed as he is now.

In Wednesday, he’s heavily stitched up, but doesn’t appear to be made from parts of different hands.

There were a couple of female “hand servants” in the canon (Lady Fingers and Esmerelda) and at one point we saw a photo of his parents.

Were (are) they all made by a Necromancer somewhere? Do they reproduce on their own? If so, how? Did Thing’s parents, like, 👉🏻👌🏼?

[ronmerchant]

MANOS- THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)

[mst3kgifs]

Thank you, El Paso! Good night, we're outta here!

[hozonkai1]

[rainbowgaez]

Trick or Treat!

I am dressed as that fucked up guy with tne stick from the infamous B movie Manos: Hands of Fate. Do you have any vegan candy with pronouns

FART BUBBLES IN THE BATH (HER/SHE)

[plebeiangoth]

Have some Halloween movies in no particular order

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is a great time, if you can find it. It's a love letter to so-bad-it's-good horror movies from the 50's and 60's which were all ambition and no talent e.g. Plan 9 from Outer Space and Manos The Hands of Fate. One of the funniest and most quotable movies I've ever seen!

House is as gorgeous as it is spooky and goofy! If you've not seen it, you're missing out. It's made by a director who made advertisements and a lot of the special effects are what would have been common in Japanese ads at the time.

Martyrs goes on the list for that one asshole who needs something extreme. Not that it's a bad movie, of course. But if you're that asshole and have yet to see it, have fun! If you don't know what I'm talking about, this film is not for the faint of heart and I mean it! Look up "French extremism" if you're curious. Again, if you've not seen it and don't like lots of blood and gore and little left to the imagination, this is absolutely not for you.

Valerie and her Week of Wonders is a gorgeous example of Czech new-wave, about a girl becoming a woman in a village of vampires! Strongly recommend this one if you like House, it's super colorful and whimsical!

Tetsuo the Iron Man is my idea of a more fun kind of extreme film. This is one of those movies I've seen several times and can't seem to remember the story, but suffice to say it's a wild ride about a metal fetishist who becomes sort of a metal monster in a similar fashion to Tetsuo in Akira becoming a giant flesh monster. It's got a very goofy tone and is shockingly wet for a movie about rebar.

The Thing is never not fun. I'm sorry to say I don't know my Carpenter as well as I should, I'm just too stuck on how much I love The thing and may never move forward. Yes I've seen Halloween, just I like The Thing better.

The Devils is a movie you can't watch in your home in a legal capacity, Warner Bros is never releasing this one on home video. Rest assured you can find it. It's a Ken Russell film about a whole convent of nuns (the Mother Superior played by Vanessa Redgrave) are so in lust with this priest, played by Oliver Reed, that they all fein demon possession to evade persecution. The complete version of the movie includes a scene in which all the nuns bang a crucifix. It's one of those movies I say the production team went to "the cool face store", because wow there's a lot of cool looking faces!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, because there will always be virgins

Young Frankenstein was Mel Brooks's only funny movie. Fight me! (men in tights was okay i guess)

Bram Stoker's Dracula. What more need I say?

I can't easily pick any one Jan Svankmajer film, so this is the Svankmajer portion of the list. For the uninitiated, he was a Czech stop-motion animator who made these hyper realistic claymation films, often with a dark context. My favorite feature length films of his are Alice (a telling of Alice in Wonderland), Faust, and Otesanek (his final film and magnum opus, aka Little Otik aka Greedy Guts, based on the fairy tale Otesanek about tree-root baby turned vore-monster). His films aren't necessarily scary, just very unsettling and disturbing.

Hellraiser 2 because I haven't seen it yet and people keep telling me it's the good one, as if the first one wasn't delightfully generous????

The Witches is a movie that upset my very Christian grandmother one time when I was a kid, watching it on TV at her house. I don't think she understood the point that the witches aren't the good guys. I know it's irrelevant, I just thought it was funny. I miss you, Nana.

The Worst Witch. Can someone tell me where to watch this? I never saw it before and I wanna see some tacky Tim Curry schlock

eXistenZ is a movie which I only saw for the first, second, third, and fourth time ever one week last year and I'm ashamed as a Cronenberg fan that it took me so long! Not necessarily his most Halloween-y movie (I'd argue that would be The Fly), it's just a lot of fun.

Think I'll stop there, that's a good sized list.

Add your own recs! What do you watch this time of year?

[lacrimothsa]

Utter Crapulence

+18 only. Minors verboten.

Hey there.

My name is Val. It's not short for Valerie.

She/They

I'm in my 30's, and I have a penchant for degeneracy. I've recently purchased an Ipad and Apple pen so I'm making it everyone's problem by drawing cringe.

Honestly, at this point, I'm too fucking old to care about being cringey.

You should feel that way too.

Just have fun while you can.

Hispanic, fun-sized, and subsists on spaghetti-o's right out of the can.

Favorite Cigarettes: Marlboro Reds.

Favorite Alcohol: Red wine, or vodka.

Favorite Foods: Mapo Tofu, Jiao Zi, Sushi, and Menudo.

Favorite Movies: The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, The Hobbit, LOTR, Noroi, Ichi the Killer, Hellraiser, Manos: Hands of Fate.

Likes: Horror, yandere characters, pastels y pasteles, art, most music.

Dislikes: Bootlickers, pick-me people, pell beppers.

Current Obsessions: dark fantasy, high fantasy, Forgotten Realms, MTG, DND, horror, Astarion (Spawn and Ascended)

I like most if not all indie Yandere/murder sim games. Hit me up if you wanna chichat.

This shouldn't have to be said, but absolutely under no circumstances do I discuss any of these entertainment topics with individuals under 18.